Hilarious Dog in Boots
Chihuahuah walking in boots.
Chihuahuah walking in boots.
Planet X. Lively At Yerevan 14.11.08 Jivan Festival
Dogs in boots
Yeti is still hiding in the Himalayas, and the flying Purple People Eater hasn’t been seen since its honour days rocking 1950s pop charts. Nevertheless, their plush coats combustible on, inspiring the latest winter fashions. And though Maine is known for chasing the fashion bandwagon and sometimes missing it entirely, when it comes to outerwear trends, winterizing Mainers on the whole don’t miss a thing.
Resurrected from the 1970s, faux fur garments are even more showy, realistic and exotic than ever before thanks to technological advances in construction manufacturing.
“I like that they are having fun with it and not trying to just imitation nature. They’re going the next step,” said Jonathan Walford, curatorial cicerone and co-founder of the Fashion History Museum in Cambridge, Ontario, during a just out phone interview. “Some of the fur they’re making seems to be from fantasy animals.”
Today, the finest faux pelts are bloody-minded to distinguish from the natural furs it imitates, save for the incident that much of it is dyed hot pink and electric blue.
Dear Readers,
A. Alpha says that several people asked us to put up or shut up about the boots, and to show you that I'm actually using them. First, let me just say, I am not too fond of wearing them. I don't like it much when A.Alpha puts them on me. I give her The Look. She sometimes gives me The Look about certain things, and I sometimes give The Look. All's fair in love and war, I say.
But I like walking in the freezing snow and ice and road salt even less than wearing these ridiculous things. It HURTS, and dogs' paws are not able to endure everything nature (and man) throws at them. My breed was not meant to be living in this harsh environment, and my paws certainly are not meant, just like human skin was not meant, to walk unclad on salty, slushy, icy pavement. I was bred for the comparably temperate climate of the British Isles, not here!
So, the whole "to boot or not to boot" is a bit of a Hobson's choice, but it makes HER feel better, anyway, and I do like to get out for a little fresh air, mental stimulation, and exercise, and it is nigh impossible in this climate without them. So all in all, I think I like my boots. She has to really make sure the Velcro straps are on snugly so they don't fall off. She's a good alpha, and has mastered that skill pretty well. I was glad that in New York I really didn't need any boots. Here, though, it's just brutal, and I don't have much choice.
When we were out walking the other day, a policeman stopped his car to chat with A.Alpha, and he wanted to pet me. He admired my boots, even a big burly guy like him. He said, "He's got BOOTS! What a great idea!"
And another macho-man guy's-guy stopped his pickup truck on a different day when I was wearing my black boots, rolled down his window, smiled uncontrollably, and said to his female companion, "Ain't that CUTE?! Ain't that CUTE? Look at his sweater! Awwww, look at them BOOTS! That's a Yorkie, ain't it?" and Alpha was totally charmed by his unabashed redneckness. Apparently my boots and sweaters are not so laughable after all.
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